• The Art Technician: Episode 1. Adam Harding has just started a job as an art technician. It's his dream job, but he's worried that it's about to turn into a nightmare...

    Episode 1

    The Art Technician: Episode 1 I’m Adam. Adam Harding. I’m the new art technician. Being an art technician should be the best job in the world. I’m starting to realise that it isn’t always. Nope. Part 1 It’s this realisation that feels crushing at times – if I didn’t have any expectations for the job, then I couldn’t feel let down. Still, there are brilliant things that keep me hanging in there. I’ve moved up; now I don’t work in the ready meals factory with the guy who looks like Mr Potato Head. His moustache hung over his beard net like a fat hairy arm hanging over a hammock and…

  • Adam's worried that the graphics tutor may have discovered his blog, and between the panic and the papercuts, he's not sure if he's stumbled across something sinister or whether he's just being paranoid...

    Episode 2

    The Art Technician – Episode 2 I knew this week would be stressful. That was the only prediction I could make. This series has proven more difficult to write than I’d expected it to be; I have to edit so fiercely that it’s hard to pick out what I need to say from what I can’t. I think Graphics Greg, the graphics tutor might have found my blog… he appeared alongside me as I walked in yesterday and asked me if I liked my job. “Yeah,” I said, to which he replied: “No, do you REALLY like your job?” I was feeling a bit uncomfortable because of his sideways , head…